Scissor Me Timbers!!!

Holy Zombie Xenu Jesus!!!!

2009-01-20T08:52:08Z

Stay the fuck away from any thing going into DC. I just drove past the Greenbelt Metro and there was a 2 mile long line of cars waiting to get into the parking lot. What the fuck!!! I'll be part of history by watching that shit on the Tele!!!!.....and any one asking why I was driving past the greenbelt metro will meet a swift and silent staking. I hope all my friends that work in or near DC call in........."I am not fucking going to that roit waiting to happen." Stay the fuck away from DC!!!!!!

Happy "Zombie Jesus escaping from his mom's VaJayJay" Day Everyone

2008-12-26T00:41:19Z

Happy "Zombie Jesus escaping from his mom's VaJayJay" Day Everyone

I just came up with an awesome name for my first born.

2008-12-17T21:46:12Z

Leroy JENKINS Louis Farakan Black Panther Power Kill Whitey Anderson and here is why: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5358489.ece

Best Headline today: Sarah Palin Draws Large Crowd In Beaver on Yahoo! Video

2008-10-24T20:05:27Z

My question is did the crowd come back out retarded?

I want to have Tina Fey's Baby

2008-10-05T16:38:08Z

For those that watched the debate it really wasn't that far off.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/vp-debate-open-palin-biden/727421/

Matty is crying....

2008-09-27T06:56:38Z

Because this movie is on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Lepus

AND I CAN'T FIND MY REMOTE CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta Love when Christians attack a video game

2008-09-12T16:53:55Z

For those of you who don't know Spore is a new game where you get to create a race and have it evolve. This nutjob has taken it upon himself to suggest that this spitting in the face of GOD. Below is some AIMing regarding the comments from: http://antispore.com/about/

[12:40] ME: Comment from the board: "The boy/girl who made the first comment is just ignorant…everyone has their beliefs…no need to be rude. Chrisitans don’t worship a dead guy and they don’t worship cloud people…read up on the religion before making stupid comments."
[12:40] ME: Wait is Jesus still alive and god lives in the "Batcave"?
[12:42] HipSlasherAOLer: You forget about Easter?
[12:43] ME: Easter? Isn't that when Jesus sticks his head out of his crypt and if he sees any Romans he run back into his cave and we have Spring for another 5 weeks?
[12:43] HipSlasherAOLer: right
[12:43] HipSlasherAOLer: But it was after he had died
[12:44] HipSlasherAOLer: which is the important part in this context
[12:44] HipSlasherAOLer: you should really make a website of that btw
[12:44] HipSlasherAOLer: :)
[12:44] ME: HAHAHA
[12:45] HipSlasherAOLer: a flash animation would be critical
[12:45] ME: LOL!

For more insanity see: http://antispore.com/about/

I have creamy pants joy!!!!!!!

2008-09-04T20:45:00Z

http://www.massively.com/2008/09/03/virtual-worlds-conference-talk-to-unveil-buffy-the-vampire-slaye/

I am wondering if....

2008-09-04T02:48:55Z

Palin was so hellbent on her special needs children stance before she had her rere baby.......Yes I am mean.....I am so a second class citizen so fuck off if you don't like what I just said.

Geekgasm!!!

2008-07-18T06:06:18Z

Watchmen trailer AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I said Watchmen trailer AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Falls over!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It looks so pretty!!!!!!!!

http://www.empireonline.com/video/watchmen/

Stuff

2008-05-05T16:42:30Z

Madonnarama is back!! May 10th at TOWN. First one in the new club. www.towndc.com. I would get there early. There is bound to be a line!

See Iron Man. It's the shit!!!! Stay past the credits or miss out on the geekdom that is comics!!!!!

That is all.

So this is the best news I have read on the internet in a long while

2008-05-01T01:56:37Z

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/080228213724.htm

And of course it was Canadians that found it!!!!

Warning Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 may contain Slayer on slayer Action

2008-03-11T17:36:57Z

and they aren't fighting......

http://www.whedon.info/Joss-Whedon-Buffy-Season-8-Comic,26262.html

Soylent Green is Black People

2008-02-22T21:58:31Z

http://unease.illogic.net/images/misc/flavors.jpg

I "thought" taking Computer 101 class would be fun.

2008-02-05T23:47:33Z

Tonight we are learning about interweb and how to send email. Well, they are learning. I am sitting in the back of the class doing the stupid Word 2007 Homework, so i can leave after the lecture. What the hell was I thinking!!!!

Semen is Steriods for HIV?

2007-12-17T18:11:19Z

Does this mean Lesbians will inherit the earth?

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=male-semen-makes-hiv-more-potent

Uwe Boll had to have something to do with this.

2007-11-27T17:56:44Z

http://www.teethmovie.com/film.html

OH MY GOD!!!

2007-11-02T16:15:01Z

While watching a horror marathon this week. I finally realized who Fred Phelps

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PhelpsPulpit.jpg

(The god hates fags leader fuck tard ) reminded me of : http://www.thefilmbasement.com/mark/SLB1.html

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL TANGINA!!!!!! "Go into the Light Carol Anne!" "Come my childeren. Come!!! All are welcome!! All are welcome!!!!"

LJ users HELP

2007-10-12T06:12:28Z

As many of you know. I am studying sign language. For a project I get to pick any subject that I want to transliterate. I have tried and tried and I can't find a damn thing on the interweb that involves my interest. Since this is the only opportunity in this class to do something that I already know about ( the last project was the Civil war). I am posting see if you guys have any ideas! If you know me you know my interests :) Anyway, PLEASE HELP ME. There are few criteria:

1. This can be a passage from a book. Preferebly one person speaking. Trying to be 3 or 4 different in sign is difficult......I would like ot pass this class :)
2. Preferablely I would like something that is a lecture type setting.
3. Post the link so I can record it later for playback. If this is a passage from a book. I can record myself reading which is fine, because then I can control the pace of speaking.

Any Ideas you have are fine. I have already search for lectures on Comic Books, Buffy and TV shows and I just am not finding any thing that interest me. I even tried some lectures on physics and while I understood the concepts I am so not there in Sign Language.

Save the Matty Save the world!!!!!

You need to read the link first for the rest to make sense.

2007-10-03T14:24:29Z

ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Link: http://www.wtop.com/?sid=1260545&nid=456)http://www.wtop.com/?sid=1260545&nid=456
CrzyKaTLayD: LOL
CrzyKaTLayD: very appropriate lesson on how a bill becomes a law :)
ME: I guess NOW we know what they are doing in Congress LOL
CrzyKaTLayD: i don't know... a topless girl?
CrzyKaTLayD: i'd guess more pictures of naked men, myself
ME: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
ME: SnORT!
ME: LOL

Quote of the Day....

2007-09-05T18:32:56Z

"I hate it when I sleep with stupid men. I think it lowers my IQ...........and my erection."

-ME

Comicboysrock, Thank you so much for presents!!!!

2007-08-20T14:56:59Z

I, of course, will wear them with geekdom pride! When are you coming down next?

Is it wierd...

2007-07-16T17:46:11Z

That everytime I hear a Nickelback song on the radio I want to dance on a stripper pole?

Note to self!

2007-07-16T16:24:15Z

Don't Stand under a tree in a lightning storm while listening to Christian music on your IPOD. The Big G to O to D hates when you do that.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/13/ipod_lightning_strike/

OverHeard in New York

2007-07-10T18:24:11Z

Teen girl #1: Yeah, so being Jewish is worlds of fun. We are better than everyone else.
Teen girl #2: I want to be Jewish!
Mom of girl #1: Sorry, honey, we are the chosen people.
Queer passerby: Not with that nose, honey.

--19th & 5th